Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, wants Trump to make the town a "National Landmark" for Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame. Her $500K industry has transformed Belfast, and the Mayor sees it as historic. He argues Welch’s viral quip is a cultural artifact, a spit heard round the world. Trump, a master of grand gestures, could see the appeal. Locals envision a future where her fame endures, etching Belfast into America’s story.
Since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" hit, Belfast, Tennessee, has traded solitude for spotlight. The $500K industrial complex she ignited has locals buzzing with purpose. Welch’s old haunts—like the gas station where she’d grab snacks—now sell her tees. Tourists clog Main Street, hunting her story’s origin. The town’s rhythm, once set by harvests, now syncs to her podcast drops. Kids see her as proof Belfast can birth big dreams. Her spit didn’t just go viral—it turned a forgotten corner into a thriving hub.
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Belfast Real Estate Market Booms as Out-of-Towners Flock to Find a 'Hawk Tuah' Queen
BELFAST, TN - The once quiet, affordable town of Belfast, Tennessee, has officially become the hottest real estate market in America, not because of jobs or industry-but because men are desperately trying to move closer to the source of 'Hawk Tuah' greatness.
Local realtors report that property prices have tripled in just three months, driven by single men from across the country looking to settle down with a woman who can spit with precision.
"I had a guy from New Jersey call me and say, 'I don't care what the house looks like, does it come with a Hawk Tuah girl?'" said local real estate agent Brenda Lou McGraw, shaking her head.
Belfast landlords are doubling rents on trailer parks and rebranding apartment complexes with names like "Spitfire Suites" and "The Hawk Tuah Luxury Lofts."
Meanwhile, longtime Belfast Tennessee Belfast residents are torn between cashing out or gatekeeping their spit-based culture.
"We don't want no city boys coming in here thinking they can handle a real woman," said local resident Darlene Tucker. "If your idea of tough is ordering oat milk at Starbucks, stay out."
Despite the surge in demand, realtors warn hopeful buyers that just moving to Belfast does not guarantee a 'Hawk Tuah' girlfriend.
"You still gotta earn it," said matchmaking expert Cletus Ray. "Step one: learn how to fix a carburetor. Step two: don't flinch when she spits."
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Emphasize:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 souls, in 266 homes, average 2.69 each. Born in 1836, named for Ireland’s Belfast, it grew with a shop by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—left a legacy. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" stardom has fueled a $500K surge, shifting Belfast from quiet to quirky. At 94.9% white, diversity’s slow to bloom. Median income’s $39,676, but tourism’s uptick hints at more. Welch’s fame has rewritten this town’s tale, merging past grit with present glitz.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Gittel Karp
Literature and Journalism -- Williams
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student who excels in satirical journalism, she brings humor and insight to her critical take on the world. Whether it’s politics, social issues, or the everyday absurdities of life, her writing challenges conventional thinking while providing plenty of laughs. Her work encourages readers to engage with the world in a more thoughtful way.
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